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New BCS Standings Released, Turkey Sandwich Ranked #1
USC, Texas Fall to No 2 and 3 NEW YORK, NY – The college football world was thrown a curveball today when, inexplicably, a turkey sandwich came out ranked #1 by the BCS computers, ahead of undefeated...
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Experts Predict Tigers Win World Series, Detroit Burned to Ground
DETROIT, MI – Following an exciting American League Championship Series in which they swept the favored Oakland Athletics, the Detroit Tigers, recently the worst team in baseball, are now expected to...
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Major League Baseball Promises to Half-Assedly Investigate Steroid Allegations
NEW YORK, NY – In response to growing concerns about steroid abuse in the sport from both the public and the federal government, Major League Baseball has said that they fully intend to launch a...
View ArticleGame Review: NCAA Football 2006
I know this game has been out for awhile, but I play it every once in a while so I figured I might as well review it. Its a fairly standard football video game for PS2. I can’t review all the cool...
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Local Man’s Fantasy Football Hobby Borders on Insanity
JOLIET, IL – Joliet resident Greg Daniels has been a fan of the Chicago Bears since he was a small child, but in recent months, friends have noticed that Daniels is not a mere casual fan of the Bears....
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Racists Pleased by Super Bowl Win from Slightly Less Black Coach
MIAMI, FL – White supremacists everywhere were overjoyed Sunday night by the Indianapolis Colts’ win over the Chicago Bears, despite the fact that Tony Dungy became the first black coach to even with...
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Movie Review: The Blind Side
Perhaps trying to make the Oscars less boring and predictable, the Academy decided to expand the Best Picture category from five to ten nominees this year. While this might not be that bad an idea...
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Lance Armstrong is a Cheating Asshole
At this point you’ve surely heard the news that Lance Armstrong has public admitted to doping. This really chaps my ass because I used to really like the guy. He was inspirational. He beat testicular...
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